Le Emily le Geek

Tonight as I’m leaving for the gym I informed my sisters that due to my earlier diziness I wouldn’t stay too late at the gym and wouldn’t go as fast. And my life as I knew it, crashed, burned, was resurrected for a few seconds, and then murdered.

Me: I’ll go 2.5 instead of my usual 3.5.

Mary: 2.5 what?

Me: 2.5 speed

Mary: …..oh.

Me: Ok, how about 2.5 rabbits. That makes it cooler right?

Mary, Sarah & Claire:………………………………………………………..

Me: Cause rabbits are fast.

Mary, Sarah & Claire:……………muHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Me: *hangs head* See this is why I shouldn’t talk sometimes. Like last night when I was trying to tell you guys about @james_gunn tweet about Klingnons building spaceships. Cause it’s cooler than building cell phones.

Mary, Sarah & Claire:……………HAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahehe heh

Me: Stop laughing! It’s not like my rabbits are fat or anything! They’re skinny, so they’re extra fast!

Sarah: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! But rabbits’ legs are like *this* tiny!

Me: Shut up guys. I’m leaving now. You guys just don’t appreciate my creativitiv soul.

Sarah: *covers face with pillow to muffle insane laughter* grumfhahahahahaha

Me: *defeated*